I am Australian
they are not crisps they are chips
they are not fries they are chips
they are not Twisties they are chips
they are not Doritos they are chips
they are not Pringles they are chips
they are not Cheezles they are chips
I am a simple person
do not confuse me with your fancy names
what the fuck are cheezles
chips.
CHEEZLES ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL TASTING THING YOU WILL EVER PUT IN YOUR GOBSMACKER.